Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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