That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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