Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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