Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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