Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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