ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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