you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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