I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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