what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Farmville is her only friend.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need a hoe opinion
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