Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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