her vagine was all disorganized.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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