So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You ruined the universe
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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