What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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