What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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