I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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