No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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