Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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