I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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