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i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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