I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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