Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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