This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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