she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
