i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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