Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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