She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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