Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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