girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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