so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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