I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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