I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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