Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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