I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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