Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my shit smells like andre
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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