What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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