Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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