i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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