Porn is love you can see.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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