used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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