fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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