I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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