I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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