As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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