How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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