dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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