If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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