the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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