I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I currently don't understand fingers.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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