I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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