Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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